Iran accuses West of using lizards for nuclear spying

First, lets get something straight. I do not know these coo-coos in Iran (or Vancouver) and they (even the ones I know) do not speak for me. As a few genuine, evidence-based, nobility-royalty Iranians-American who can speak with unquestionable authority, I truly encourage sampling and being sampled by (not necessarily in order) Western, Israeli, Mediterranean, African, Russian, Asian, Hispanic … felines. Go to town — go nuts (not those nuts) on mother Earth’s buffet. You do not know if you are lactose intolerant until you have had some. Vegetarian? Have some meat and decide/rethink for yourself … and technically … you are not swallowing anyways. My reptilian brain got hungrier than the guy in the picture just thinking about it.

Adviser to Khamenei says aid collectors for Palestinians sought to deploy reptiles whose skin ‘attracted atomic waves’

Source: Iran accuses West of using lizards for nuclear spying

Author: Sam Sarmad