Walks through a sunken dream: the CIA report on life on Mars

Take me to your leader oh OWSTTS! 
Is FISA retroactive in time and space?
This is no reverse targetting
Or some bad hombre marketing
Hmm … I am stargazed … wondering
While sincerely pondering
Do aliens have unalienable rights?
Across many suns … a million lights?

In 1984, the CIA sent a psychic back in time to talk to Martians. This is not code language. The CIA sent psychics back in time to talk to Martians because the CIA had time-traveling spacefaring psychics. Nothing else we could say would make more sense given what the CIA had and did.

Source: Walks through a sunken dream: the CIA report on life on Mars

The truly terrible Cold War poetry hidden in the CIA’s archives

As we’ve written about before, the CIA’s obsessive scrapbooking led to the preservation of quite a few bizarre artifacts in its declassified archives – and perhaps none are stranger than this collection of terrible topical poems, which, through tortured rhyming couplets, offer the author’s takes on geopolitics, race relations, and the merits of “Captain Kangaroo.”

Source: The truly terrible Cold War poetry hidden in the CIA’s archives

Jimmy Fallon & Russell Crowe Going Full (Frontal) Nuts

To keep up with the spirit of the blog and a week that has been just so nuts, and almost statistically significant, here is another ballsy clip from JF to top it off and get to the heart of the matter.

No-Conspiracy Despair Alert!

Too bad there is no Russian connection but lets make something up. Quick — swear to something — terrorism, some cartel somewhere, Italians, IRA, Freemasons, MI-6, Mosad, Mao, Napoleon, Genghis khan, Shah of Iran! Just get a FISA order and serve NBC and the East coast media where they will kick your special pony little ass to heaven or hell on this church Sunday and reunite you with the angels. But do not mess with the confederates below 49°. Like the song says — don’t go swimmin’ — down in the South …

 

SNL Weekend Update: LaVar Ball on Big Baller Brand

What a week … all about balls and nuts! Good thing it was all fake news, from the Scaramuci in the mouth thing to the LaVar Ball Big 3 (is that BBB or 333??) stuff like that is all made up fake news! Just look down (pun) and read last week’s posts. It is just nuts! SNL synchronocity (not the watch thing) and parallels (49° LOL) make it even more nuts!  😂😂😂🐴🐸🐥🐔🐀🐐🐩🐷🐒🕸️ 🌞🌟💫🔥💥😂😂😂