The Pentagon collected research that warned Soviets with “super-human abilities” could shoot lightning out of their hands

Goes without saying – so have no doubt
Super-sensitives are – oh so thin
‘ts not condoms,  that I’m talking about
But electrovalents on their skin

Super human, what an organism!
Yanking his sword, it was frightening
30 hours a day,  practiced onanism
And got fiery balls of lightning!

As late as 1990, reports collected by the Pentagon show the U.S. Government was willing to take seriously reports that the Soviets were able to manifest “ball lightning” by using the brain as a “superconductor.”

Source: The Pentagon collected research that warned Soviets with “super-human abilities” could shoot lightning out of their hands

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Matt Stiles on Twitter: “I love how Naver Maps, one of South Korea’s default geo services, just placed a fake mountain over the U.S. military headquarters in Seoul.”

Fooled everyone!

 

Five times CIA read Playboy for the articles

Honey! I swear this is work stuff I brought home, just for the articles and related to national security matters.

Playboy magazine was founded just a few years after Central Intelligence Agency, and together, those two institutions left their mark on the 20th century, for better and for much, much worse. To mark Hugh Hefner’s passing, we dug up those times those two overlapped in the Agency’s declassified archives.

Source: Five times CIA read Playboy for the articles

To be Scottish or Not to Be?

What thought Mr. York
Like any other dork
Its a fad, a cross dressing fetish
When you walk it Scottish!

Don’t need a company crest
To define you on your chest
Not all work at Lloyds
To fill in their voids

Funny like Scaramucci
A man, a brand, like Gucci
Odd technique, but not wrong
Just like Bannon, tip to tongue

A feast, a passage, it is a rite
Said Yoda don’t try, and do it right
Eh! boir sec High and Lo
Avec les mecs, Tintin, Milo 🙂