Rational Security: The “Intelligence Porn” Edition – Lawfare

These guys are — hilarious — and — serious … Oooooh … yeah … that rhymed … “Dirty Jim” Comey can put on quite a show … not a peep-show but … but since I am ROTFLMAO I have to post.

“NSA is like PornHub for intelligence porn … the most rawest intelligence.”

Keep ’em coming! Must listen.

Source: Rational Security: The “Intelligence Porn” Edition – Lawfare`

Jack Booted Thug


“I don’t check with state
I don’t check with DC
I can set triggers and bait!
Create conflict and hate
In-flated ego spree

Yap yap freemasons yap
Gonna catch them all
Israel no, no blacks, no rap
Though I am so full of crap
My harrowed and ordained call

Foreign policy I make
Congress no, I don’t like
Fede-ra-lism is fake
I run things just as I like
Dee o Jay, can – take a hike

I set up ops, I direct and I play
Rational, fashional, pational
Who is CIA? Who is NSA?
On foreign soil I’ll expose them, yay
Damn! I am so inter national!


He started a fire
And offered – his assistance
He made it, look dire
Until he can re-tire
To justify his existence

No one gives him time! Just who?
Inept, scum, must he promote
Just look at, his wreck-ed crew
Knock their lights out – losers boo!
Of the same feather – so be it mote

With EPIC incom-petence
Behind big words he’d hide
Raged by irrelevance
Knowing his In-sig-nificance
Is, killing him inside


Do you like, your hell hot?
De-meaned your stature ebbs
Special, really? Brother or not
Lady lib’s torch up your butt
Should not have come weaving webs

Put you out of biz, with no sweat
Let’s exas-perate your blues:
Took your undeserved budget
LOL’d as I gave it … shit
To East and New York Jews

The War on Terrorism

HS Done


Tell me how, does it feel
In your face, and in your town
Made of wood and not of steel
burnt your snitches, ie: your bitches
Made you one and burnt you down

Add to his whining and his rage
He made me laugh and made me yawn
No col-la-teral dam-age
LOL’d as the button I pressed
My direct hit … pathetic clown

You can’t run, noting’s out of reach
Then they’re lauched one after one
Hellfires with your names on each
for all to see, you are an eg:
Before you know you are undone

Where are you going? This is an intelligence operation!

ATT Cowboy

Circa year 2 k
at AT and T wireless
Len chased wild geese
relentless and tireless

shady like Frank
called himself a good man
led a bogus crew
this snake oil salesman

for hygene of Mark
must be one more pair
of the ugly outfit
every day he would wear

“this is an inel op”
achtung! do not go!
shrieked the quackaroo
to drag on the show

was the chief special führer
deaf, dumb and blind?
or a white-washing crook
so none ever find

where there is no light
amiss the dark side
lousy acts get wrecked
Jeckyl shakes off his hide

Nothing to do!

Beavis Cowboy

Cowgirl Beavis
and cowgirl Paul
decreed either die
or charge’em all

having nothing to do
thier monkey crew
had set to get
any LA Jew

but garbage Paul
screwed up indeed
and the little pig
taken to be hid

Oh! Indians they chase?
and circle in battle?
pathetic clowns
all hat and no cattle

everyone – they b s’d
as they burnt with ire
it shall be much fun
when their feet is on fire