Rattlesnake not the craziest thing found in this stolen car

What were they planning to do? This seemed like way too much fun to be interrupted …

Get your bingo cards ready, weird-crime watchers. Oklahoma cops pulled over a stolen car and found inside a gun, an open bottle of whiskey, a rattlesnake in a terrarium — and a canister of powdered uranium …

Source: Rattlesnake not the craziest thing found in this stolen car

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Fighter pilots draw penis in the sky. Air Force says it was an accident. – CNNPolitics

It could be an accident unlike in here and here. Or a hard to see and detect marvel of engineering unconsciously creates art in its own image to compensate.

This time, it was an accident.

At least, that’s what Air Force officials said in an official statement Thursday after yet anotherdrawing resembling male genitalia appeared in the sky, this time over Luke Air Force Base in Arizona.

Source: Fighter pilots draw penis in the sky. Air Force says it was an accident. – CNNPolitics

Turns out, you can make money on horse manure, and tethers are worth just that

A good article on horse shit … incidentally on another 23rd.

Did you know, you can turn horse manure into actual money? “It’s wild,” one horse farmer told Stable Management. “You can take this stuff that nobody wants and turn it into something of value.”

Source: Turns out, you can make money on horse manure, and tethers are worth just that

Woman arrested at CIA headquarters after asking to speak with ‘Agent Penis’

This is a good intro to a spy themed porn movie. The rumor has it she is hoping for a stiff punishment and hard labor. Just nuts … not!

A woman showed up to the CIA headquarters and demanded to speak with “Agent Penis” earlier this week, and perhaps most shocking of all, she is not from Florida.

Source: Woman arrested at CIA headquarters after asking to speak with ‘Agent Penis’

25th Amendment Poetry

Seeing DT rhyming and all this poetry, I let my creative juices flow on this President’s day …

0 (Not 25) Fucks Given

There is all this talk about 25th A
We are under attack again
May be history, is on replay
It is that simple, and plain

Russians by Acosta — or by Hannity
There is something to this bark
For sure, the other was — insanity
Since there were none in that park

I feel bad for the Sergeant at Arms dog
When I see all this fuss
He must have traded it — for a hog
That’s the anecdote of Jack Russ

Aide to Saudi Crown Prince, Suspect in Khashoggi Case, Is Shown Walking into Consulate

Welcome to the Covert Op, Assassination Incompetence & Medical Malpractice Competition between Russia and Saudi Arabia. They should train at the NW Kwankiko Acadamy where (alleged) severing of testicles and feeding them to the (alleged) victim are a small part of the curriculum.

A photograph of the aide is one of the most striking pieces of evidence to date linking the disappearance of Jamal Khashoggi to the crown prince.

Source: Aide to Saudi Crown Prince, Suspect in Khashoggi Case, Is Shown Walking into Consulate