Jimmy Fallon & Russell Crowe Going Full (Frontal) Nuts

To keep up with the spirit of the blog and a week that has been just so nuts, and almost statistically significant, here is another ballsy clip from JF to top it off and get to the heart of the matter.

No-Conspiracy Despair Alert!

Too bad there is no Russian connection but lets make something up. Quick — swear to something — terrorism, some cartel somewhere, Italians, IRA, Freemasons, MI-6, Mosad, Mao, Napoleon, Genghis khan, Shah of Iran! Just get a FISA order and serve NBC and the East coast media where they will kick your special pony little ass to heaven or hell on this church Sunday and reunite you with the angels. But do not mess with the confederates below 49°. Like the song says — don’t go swimmin’ — down in the South …

 

SNL Weekend Update: LaVar Ball on Big Baller Brand

What a week … all about balls and nuts! Good thing it was all fake news, from the Scaramuci in the mouth thing to the LaVar Ball Big 3 (is that BBB or 333??) stuff like that is all made up fake news! Just look down (pun) and read last week’s posts. It is just nuts! SNL synchronocity (not the watch thing) and parallels (49° LOL) make it even more nuts!  😂😂😂🐴🐸🐥🐔🐀🐐🐩🐷🐒🕸️ 🌞🌟💫🔥💥😂😂😂

SNL Weekend Update: Anthony Scaramucci FaceTimes the Show

There is so much in this FaceTime clip … but “Nutless liberals” just do not get it … he did not say try but claims he saw it “tip to tongue” … the Mooch is loose … … Haha. This nuts and c**** in the mouth thing was just a sick rumor. I can tell with a high degree of confidence it was not a NYC, Italian or Irish thing … and I know these guys well … just another UC/Bannon white supremacist light (pun not dark) humor/rumor trying to Helter-Skelter everyone into a war over peenuts. So much nut stuff in the past 2 or 3 weeks is just nuts! 😂😂😂🐴🐸🐥🐔🐀🐐🐩🐷🐒🕸️ 🌞🌟💫🔥💥😂😂😂  Go light on nuts

 

Go Light on Nuts

Jim and JT (lets call them JJ as they have a whole taxonomy, metadata fork, but no more to themselves) have done it again! Speaking about nuts, this episode of Camp Winnipesaukee (that is a mouthful) has both nuts, light — and — it reminds me of Kwankiko Academy somewhere between Vancouver and Bellingham — past the transparent wall (is that Billy Crystal BTW?) — hard to get in — you can only get there on a horse (comme un Chevalier — so many puns in there,) Harley or fly there like an angel. Mr. Fletcher realized it was nuts trying to stop light and does not look like the wizard in charge — lighter (weight) grandstanding showboat fiercely independent killer Apegent — who has been not seeking but catching light — or rays — false-flagging light! So much light it is just nuts, and good thing, despite the innuendo, the clip is still PG and not within the purview of some habitual political posturing, 1st amendment and porn.

But oh no …. the story does not end there … it could have … it could have been a whole season but it just begins … and boy does it get more and more “nuts” … It can be a movie sequel The Nut Job III.  Just watch. 🙂 Do not leak it (though really impossible) or you may get head piked/spiked in Camp Zombie purgatory.

Update on the Mysterious Military Spy Plane in Seattle

Update on the mysterious military spy plane that has been flying circles over Seattle for days:

“AFSOC contacted us again stating the aircraft does indeed belong to them and that it is doing ‘training.’ They would not elaborate or did not know what unit the aircraft belonged to specifically or exactly what type of training it was doing and who else was involved.”

This one Deserves More Fun 🙂

Keeping with the spirit of the blog and mixing up reality and comedy, on the lighter conspiracy side this means:

U.S. Air Force Special Operations Command reporting to Seattle Apegent — SIR — !

And oh does he tell every one he was in the military and shot in the back? Knowing him — I dare to surmise — probably because the pussy was running away. That seems to be his specialty. No need for wheel wells, wall throws and forget about pre-cleared vehicles and trucks or summer yacht trips, we have a stealth carrier for your extracurricular distribution and funding activities.

Oh BTW they are not CIA either like they made it look — take that one to the bank — on a Harley or in a B-2.

And also reporting to the cross-border-3rd-world animal farm (pun) — Sir –!

You know — that newly minted EPIC keeps-failing global sting? Mattis himself just proudly reported to these stars of human race when he was in Eastern Washington learning German, Swedish, Russian, Spanish, Farsi, Chinese … you name it.  LOL 🙂 Just Nuts!

 

Just Nuts Category Goes Live!

So many things going on these days are: unusual, unprecedented, incredibly stupid, unbelievable, unfathomable, crazy … and I just cannot create all these categories. Then there are conspiracy theories that are exactly those. There is great comedy and humor out there that should be classified without a the need for a complex taxonomy, metadata and minimization procedures. So the voice in my head (the 2nd on the left on the 3rd row) said … I mean I can’t even … this is just nuts. And everyone else clapped — I took a vote and it was a unanimous 16-16 … I cast the tie-breaker and lets call it Just Nuts.

For example, there is so much going on in this picture … even if you can’t see them all … that makes you want to kick yourself in the head and say: that is just what Sigmund, unconsciously or hopefully consciously, is trying to gain insight into — this is just fucking nuts! I doubt he was pulling (pun) a Scarramucci Bannon thing. Just deez nuts got eem!