What were they planning to do? This seemed like way too much fun to be interrupted …
Get your bingo cards ready, weird-crime watchers. Oklahoma cops pulled over a stolen car and found inside a gun, an open bottle of whiskey, a rattlesnake in a terrarium — and a canister of powdered uranium …
Source: Rattlesnake not the craziest thing found in this stolen car
At least, that’s what Air Force officials said in an official statement Thursday after yet anotherdrawing resembling male genitalia appeared in the sky, this time over Luke Air Force Base in Arizona.
Source: Fighter pilots draw penis in the sky. Air Force says it was an accident. – CNNPolitics
A good article on horse shit … incidentally on another 23rd.
Did you know, you can turn horse manure into actual money? “It’s wild,” one horse farmer told Stable Management. “You can take this stuff that nobody wants and turn it into something of value.”
Source: Turns out, you can make money on horse manure, and tethers are worth just that
This is a good intro to a spy themed porn movie. The rumor has it she is hoping for a stiff punishment and hard labor. Just nuts … not!
A woman showed up to the CIA headquarters and demanded to speak with “Agent Penis” earlier this week, and perhaps most shocking of all, she is not from Florida.
Source: Woman arrested at CIA headquarters after asking to speak with ‘Agent Penis’
Seeing DT rhyming and all this poetry, I let my creative juices flow on this President’s day …
0 (Not 25) Fucks Given
There is all this talk about 25th A
We are under attack again
May be history, is on replay
It is that simple, and plain
Russians by Acosta — or by Hannity
There is something to this bark
For sure, the other was — insanity
Since there were none in that park
I feel bad for the Sergeant at Arms dog
When I see all this fuss
He must have traded it — for a hog
That’s the anecdote of Jack Russ
Damn it … this is ‘murica … love it or leave it!
A woman drinking wine from a Pringles can while riding around the Walmart parking lot has been banned from the store.
Source: Woman Drinking Wine From Pringles Can While Riding Electric Shopping Cart Banned From Walmart
Thanks to YouTube, an idea discredited thousands of years ago attracts die-hards, grifters, and trolls. They even have their own convention.
Source: Inside the Flat Earth Conference, Where the World’s Oldest Conspiracy Theory Is Hot Again
LOL British airline safety is a bit more lax or was it a super blend-in skills invisible air marshal? Reminds me of the sect couple. Just nuts! Thought that is serious and scary.
Trump said the Saudi cover up job was horrible. Here is one irony. His fan just won the competition against the Saudi elite intelligence team and GRU for covering his tracks or … trucks and evading surveillance!
Source: Cesar Sayoc Social Profiles FIlled With Soros Conspiracies
Welcome to the Covert Op, Assassination Incompetence & Medical Malpractice Competition between Russia and Saudi Arabia. They should train at the NW Kwankiko Acadamy where (alleged) severing of testicles and feeding them to the (alleged) victim are a small part of the curriculum.
A photograph of the aide is one of the most striking pieces of evidence to date linking the disappearance of Jamal Khashoggi to the crown prince.
Source: Aide to Saudi Crown Prince, Suspect in Khashoggi Case, Is Shown Walking into Consulate